When Frank picks up Sophie from school each day, part of the routine is to go potty before she's in the car and they're on the drive home or running errands or whatever. Yesterday, Frank had to "go" too, so he went into the bathroom with her at school and closed and locked the door.
Sophie (top volume): WHY ARE YOU LOCKING THE DOOR? WE DON'T LOCK THE DOOR!
Frank: You don't lock the door when friends are coming in to go potty, but when a mom or dad comes in here to go potty, it's okay to lock the door.
Sophie: Why? Because you don't want them to see your hiness? *
Frank: Um, yeah. What's a hiness, Sophie?
Sophie: You know...it's your girl parts!
* The author is unsure how to spell this word that sounds like "highness" but may be a contraction of the words hiney and penis. All the author knows, for sure, is that she intends to call Frank "Your Highness" often. If I can stop laughing.
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4 comments:
Love it!
Our "hinus" contraction is hiney and anus. We're not too consistent with proper terminology and have thus confused the girl.
OMG, must add that my "word verification" below is chodeass. How's that for a contraction?
Best. Post. Ever.
I'll be giggling about this ALL DAY!
I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hysterical...
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