Jameson, meet Solomon. You've been in nearby wombs, but this is your first face-to-face.
Jameson: Ha! Ha! I've got more hair than you!
Solomon: Ho hum. I've got a huge fist right next to that cute little nose of yours and I outweigh you by two pounds.
Jameson: I see what you mean, Solly. Did I mention I love the highlights in your hair?